Cumming Soon: Big Tits Zombie TV Show

Remember the Japanese movie Big Tits Dragon: Hot Spring Zombie Vs. Stripper 5 or 巨乳ドラゴン 温泉ゾンビVSストリッパー5 from last year? If not, one look at this NSFW trailer should totally refresh your memory:



With its low, low budget, big huge breasts and overall WTF Japan comic/ironic bent, it indeed makes one very excited about the cumming apocalypse, the cumming awesomeness or just more cumming! Indeed, it's not over yet for this hit cult film directed by Takao Nakano as it is about to become an all new Japanese TV show:





And below is an interview with the popular Japanese AV idol, nude model, mainstream media personality, and the star of the show, Aoi Sora (also known as "Aoi Sola") in her bikini with English subtitles. As if you really do actually care WTF she is talking about:







If none of the above still doesn't make any sense, then just watch the first part of the original NSFW movie and it will all soon become 'crystal clear':



See also: Japanese TV Bikini Girls Game Show

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Japan Women's Soccer Wins World Cup!

Inspired Japan shocks Team USA to win first Women's World Cup in penalty kicks

Via The Associated Press/MLive.com

"Japan has won the Women's World Cup, stunning the United States 3-1 in a penalty shootout Sunday night after coming from behind twice in a 2-2 tie.

Shannon Boxx, Carli Lloyd and Tobin Heath all failed to convert for the Americans, who squandered dozens of chances throughout the game and blew a lead just six minutes from winning their third World Cup title."



御祝い！御祝い！御目出度う御座います！ Congratulations Japan!

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Bollywood plus Japan

From hidaka820 here is the hilarious result of adding Bollywood to Japan:




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Asia vs USA: MS Silverlight Marketing

Below is a current example of Taiwan's Anime Marketing of Microsoft Silverlight:




And here is Japan's MS Silverlight promo video:

"It moves when I touch it."



In stark contrast here is the current site of the US Marketing of Microsoft Silverlight:

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Lady Gaga Profits from "Preying on Japan"

As reported earlier today by the bored certified psychic Taro-san, Lady Gaga has been recently hit with a FEDERAL CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT over the sale of her We Prey On Japan Bracelets:




Via NBC News (Dallas/Fort Worth) Sunday, Jun 26, 2011:

Lady Gaga Sued Over Japan Relief Bracelet Proceeds

"Just before she headlined Saturday night's Japan disaster relief benefit concert, Lady Gaga was sued over the bracelets she's been selling for the same cause."

"According to the federal class action, the do-gooder pop star wasn't exactly being honest when her Web site claimed all the proceeds from sales of her "We Pray for Japan" wristbands would go to help victims of the March earthquake and tsunami."

[snip]

"Gaga's deceptive advertising and personal profits from the bracelets violated federal racketeering laws and a slew of consumer protection laws, too, the suit claimed."

"When we tried to communicate with the defendants in this lawsuit, all we got was, 'well, some of the money is being retained, but we don't really know how much,'" said the 1-800-LAW-FIRM lawyer who sued, Alyson Oliver."



Also, very recently, yet another "psychic revelation" was made by the mystic with this post: LADY GAGA TOPLESS IN TOKYO — now for real!

In addition to being suspected of masterminding the "Prey on Japan" scandal, rumors are now starting to circulate that "Mr. Crystal Bald" is, in fact, Lady Gaga's Gaijin sex slave:

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Posing for Friendly Photos at Fukushima

Here is a cute little clip of some friendly Fukushima workers posing for photos:




Watch another cute and adorable video of Three Earless Rabbits Born in China

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"A Moment in Tokyo" by Mark D. Manalo

Shot with a Canon HV30, here is "A Moment in Tokyo" by Mark D. Manalo which features some very exciting views of Shibuya, Harajuku, Roppongi, Ginza, Akihabara, and Shinjuku:





See also: Tokyo Glow

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Japan Installs a New World in Japan

Years ago, believe it or not, Japan actually installed a new ocean in Japan:



And now according to Popular Science once again Japan has outdone itself in WTFvckery and useless inventions and installed a new world in Japan:

"If you want to see what Earth looks like from space, become an astronaut (or, barring that, a space tourist). For the next best view, pay a visit to Tokyo’s National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation where a massive, nearly 20-foot spherical OLED orb--the world’s first large scale spherical OLED--offers a satellite’s-eye view of the planet in super high resolution."



Uhmmmmm.....if you stop the above video at 0:38 you can clearly see that this harmless-looking useless invention is actually a brand new Death Star:




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News Update: "The U.S. wants to bomb Fukushima"

This new article may be difficult to verify, but apparently nuclear experts from the US and France are now debating on an extreme solution to the Fukushima nuclear disaster:


The U.S. wants to bomb Fukushima

"Chris Busby, the situation would be far more tragic than the authorities admit, and amply justify the passage of the accident at 7. Indeed, many reactors would be open air and their reaction out of control, involving a permanent rejection of radionuclides including plutonium from the core 3, which was fueled by MOX."

"Radiation levels became too high so that teams can be kept on-site experts quarrel over the choice of more radical solutions."

"The U.S. would consider bombing the plant to drown in the sea."

"France, which provided the MOX want to believe it is possible to embed the reactor in concrete."


At this point, it seems as though only Godzilla can save us all:




Above image was stolen from the almighty 3Yen.com

See also: Fukushima: The Nuclear Explosion Solution #2

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Young Japanese Girls Sucking Door Knobs

"Remember, licking door-knobs is illegal on other planets." - SpongeBob SquarePants

Japanese photographer tomorokoshi has created a very interesting and well-known blog of photos of young Japanese girls sucking door knobs:






See more fascinating Japanese girls photos here: とうきび日記

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Fukushima: The Nuclear Explosion Solution #2

From Fukushima to Nukeushima???

"Nuke the reactors at Fukushima Daiichi right into the sea, Mr. President." - Bob Nichols of Veterans Today

In yesterday's article on Veteran's Today: Fukushima: How Many Chernobyls Is It? Bob Nichols paints a very frightening picture of what the whole world is facing now. He also explains how the The Nuclear Explosion Solution is now the only option left for ending this horrible nuclear disaster:


"The Fukushima Kill, already underway world wide, will certainly dwarf that of Chernobyl. All US Super Power President Obama’s delay does is increase the numbers of The Kill. That is a clear Choice. We call on President Obama to re-visit that Choice."

[snip]

"Generally speaking, most Radiation cannot escape into the atmosphere if it is covered by water. Honshu, Japan is an island and the Pacific Ocean is conveniently located nearby."

"Subsidence charges from multiple nuclear weapons buried by drilling rigs 500 ft (152.4 meters) below and inland of the string of six reactors must be engineered to slide the reactors into the sea. This method works best if there is igneous or volcanic rock behind the subsidence charges, to “bounce” the blast and pressure wave from and “push” the trashed reactors area of the beachfront into the sea."

[snip]

"Veterans Today calls on President Obama to authorize the disposal of the six reactors at sea and the collection of the deadly radioactive metals with submarines. We conclude there are no other options left."

Read the whole article here.



Video courtesy of the U.S. Department of Energy.

See also: Fukushima: The Nuclear Explosion Solution

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Fukushima Deformed Baby Rabbit w/ No Ears

In this video by yuunosato we see the first deformed baby rabbit recently born with no ears in Fukushima:



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Julie Watai's Furby Toy Video

Japan's cutest digital artist geek Julie Watai demonstrates how to bend the circuits and change a Furby toy:




See also: Japan's Adult Toys Robot Nation

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Arnie Gundersen: Fukushima Situation Continues to Worsen

Arnie Gundersen provides his latest update on how the Fukushima nuclear disaster is continuing to get even worse:



See also: Fukushima: One of The Greatest Disasters Ever

UPDATE: Japan to Cover Damaged Nuclear Reactors with Giant Tents

Via My FoxNY

Published : Friday, 13 May 2011

(Dow Jones) - "Giant polyester covers will soon be placed around the damaged reactor buildings at Japan's Fukushima nuclear complex to help contain the release of radioactive substances into the atmosphere, the plant operator said Friday."

"Tokyo Electric Power Co. (TEPCO) will install the first cover at the No. 1 reactor, the focus of recent stabilization efforts, starting next month."

"Workers will erect a steel framework and place a giant polyester tent-like cover around the reactor building. Similar covers will be placed around units No. 3 and 4. The work is expected to be completed by the end of the year."

Continued...

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Japan's New Communication w/ Yourself Invention

The University of Electro-Communications, the same folks who brought us one of Japan’s most useless inventions ever known, has now perfected the ultimate forever alone contraption known as the "Sense-roide: Emotional Haptic Communication with Yourself":



See also:

Japanese Cats Ears For "Communication"

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ITN News: Triumph japan's New Lingerie Line

(May 12, 2011) Via ITN: Once again, Triumph Japan has unveiled their all-new lingerie line in support of Japan:



See also:


Triumph's 'Welcome To Japan' Bra

Sexy Japanese Nuclear Lingerie Fashion Line

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Nuclear collapse in Fukushima Reactor No. 4

(May 10, 2011) Via Russia Today Dr Robert Jacobs a Research Associate Professor of Nuclear History and Culture at the Hiroshima Peace Institute gives us an update on the current nuclear disaster in Fukushima:

"Nuclear collapse looms? Fukushima No. 4 reactor 'leaning'"



See also: Japan Prediction: Nuclear Holocaust, Tokyo Evacuated

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Japan: The Place of Dreams

O_O

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1991 GE Tokyo Electric Power TV Commercial

Here is how the current Fukushima Nuclear disaster was started by GE and Tokyo Electric Power back in 1991.

"When Tokyo Electric Power gave GE our largest export order ever, it gave Tokyo the largest, most efficient power plant of its kind in the world. Which means more jobs for our people back home and a better future for the people of Japan."

GE Brings Good Things To Death



See also: Fukushima: One of The Greatest Disasters Ever

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Vermilion Pleasure Night: Cathy's House

Vermilion Pleasure Night was a popular late-night variety and comedy TV show broadcast on TV Tokyo in the latter half of 2000. One of the recurring segments included "Cathy's House" which featured four models within a very bizarre and funny "Barbie Doll" setting. Here is one episode entitled "Wonderful Day":



See also: 1994 Japanese TV Video Release: Love Hotel Etiquette

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