Lady Gaga Profits from "Preying on Japan"

As reported earlier today by the bored certified psychic Taro-san, Lady Gaga has been recently hit with a FEDERAL CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT over the sale of her We Prey On Japan Bracelets:




Via NBC News (Dallas/Fort Worth) Sunday, Jun 26, 2011:

Lady Gaga Sued Over Japan Relief Bracelet Proceeds

"Just before she headlined Saturday night's Japan disaster relief benefit concert, Lady Gaga was sued over the bracelets she's been selling for the same cause."

"According to the federal class action, the do-gooder pop star wasn't exactly being honest when her Web site claimed all the proceeds from sales of her "We Pray for Japan" wristbands would go to help victims of the March earthquake and tsunami."

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"Gaga's deceptive advertising and personal profits from the bracelets violated federal racketeering laws and a slew of consumer protection laws, too, the suit claimed."

"When we tried to communicate with the defendants in this lawsuit, all we got was, 'well, some of the money is being retained, but we don't really know how much,'" said the 1-800-LAW-FIRM lawyer who sued, Alyson Oliver."



Also, very recently, yet another "psychic revelation" was made by the mystic with this post: LADY GAGA TOPLESS IN TOKYO — now for real!

In addition to being suspected of masterminding the "Prey on Japan" scandal, rumors are now starting to circulate that "Mr. Crystal Bald" is, in fact, Lady Gaga's Gaijin sex slave:

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Three Earless Rabbits Born in China

Last month a Fukushima Deformed Baby Rabbit w/ No Ears was discovered in the town of Namie just outside the 18-mile exclusion zone of Fukushima's crippled reactors. Since then, Namie has been identified as a radiation hot-spot.

Now three baby bunnies with no ears were recently born in China. These rabbits were discovered in Chengkou County, Chongqing Municipality of Southwest China. The earless rabbits have bald heads and gray eyes instead of hairy heads and red eyes. The rabbits' owner Aunt Geng was interviewed yesterday by CCTV:

Reporter: "Did the previous rabbits given birth by the same mother rabbit have ears?"

Aunt Geng: “The previous ones have ears. Only rabbits that were born this time don't.”






See also: Chinese Twins w/ 2 Heads 1 Body

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Chinese Guy Wears Iron Man Suit To Work

Via cnet news June 14, 2011


In the ongoing WTF war between China and Japan, an obsessive compulsive Chinese guy builds a realistic Iron Man suit and goes to work in it:

"What else can you do if your obsessive colleague shows up to work in a homemade Iron Man suit? That's what Wang Xiao Kang did one day at telecom equipment maker ZTE's Shanghai offices."

"It's not an easy thing to create an Iron Man suit, and Wang apparently spent months building his version of the Mark I version despite having no DIY experience."



It would also be very funny if he shows up next week as
Special Man or Robert Cop2:



See also: Hilarious 7up Chinese TV Commercial

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Japan Installs a New World in Japan

Years ago, believe it or not, Japan actually installed a new ocean in Japan:



And now according to Popular Science once again Japan has outdone itself in WTFvckery and useless inventions and installed a new world in Japan:

"If you want to see what Earth looks like from space, become an astronaut (or, barring that, a space tourist). For the next best view, pay a visit to Tokyo’s National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation where a massive, nearly 20-foot spherical OLED orb--the world’s first large scale spherical OLED--offers a satellite’s-eye view of the planet in super high resolution."



Uhmmmmm.....if you stop the above video at 0:38 you can clearly see that this harmless-looking useless invention is actually a brand new Death Star:




See also: Japanese Cats Ears For Communication

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News Update: "The U.S. wants to bomb Fukushima"

This new article may be difficult to verify, but apparently nuclear experts from the US and France are now debating on an extreme solution to the Fukushima nuclear disaster:


The U.S. wants to bomb Fukushima

"Chris Busby, the situation would be far more tragic than the authorities admit, and amply justify the passage of the accident at 7. Indeed, many reactors would be open air and their reaction out of control, involving a permanent rejection of radionuclides including plutonium from the core 3, which was fueled by MOX."

"Radiation levels became too high so that teams can be kept on-site experts quarrel over the choice of more radical solutions."

"The U.S. would consider bombing the plant to drown in the sea."

"France, which provided the MOX want to believe it is possible to embed the reactor in concrete."


At this point, it seems as though only Godzilla can save us all:




Above image was stolen from the almighty 3Yen.com

See also: Fukushima: The Nuclear Explosion Solution #2

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NMATV: Japanese Sumo 3D Animation News

Next Media Animation has just published the latest update on the scandal-ridden Japanese Sumo world:



See also: Hilarious 3D Animation of The Rapture

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2011 North Korean Amateur Open Results

In case you missed it the first ever North Korean Amateur Open golf tournament was held last month at the Pyongyang Golf complex.



Olli Lehtonen from Finland was the overall winner with an individual score of 84. Lehtonen and fellow Finlander Johannes Raitio finished first in the doubles tourney with a joint score of 72.

According to the Chosun Ilbo another player recently said that there were about 30 female caddies at the complex in their 20s or 30s, many of them graduates of the prestigious Kim Il-sung University. "Caddies were beautiful and considerate," he said. "After I finished playing golf, I came out of the shower at the club house, and there was a woman dressed in traditional Korean costume holding a towel. I instantly wondered whether there was another service waiting for me, but there was no 19th hole."

The Pyongyang Golf complex is the legendary course which was opened by Kim Jong Il in 1987. On that day, in his first ever round of golf, Kim shot a world-record 38 under par with 11 holes in one!




See also: From North Korea: 'Pyongyang Style' by Steve Gong

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Chinese Twins w/ 2 Heads 1 Body

Chinese girls born in single body with 2 heads

(Tue May 10) Via Yahoo News BEIJING – "A hospital in southwestern China says conjoined twin girls with a single body and two heads have been born at its facility."

"A staffer surnamed Wang at Suining City Central Hospital in Sichuan province says the girls were born Thursday."

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Tetsuo Jimbo & The Fukushima Evacuation Zone

Journalist Tetsuo Jimbo talks with Russia Today about the making of his video from inside the Fukushima evacuation zone:




See also the Documentary on Japan Earthquake and Tsunami

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Fukushima: One of The Greatest Disasters Ever

Arnie Gundersen talks about the incorrect and inconsistent information from Japan, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, TEPCO and the Nuclear Industry. He also reveals what is known in a recent report from Areva, a French Nuclear firm and cites the recently published NRC report in the New York Times:



"Clearly we are witnessing one of the greatest disasters of our time."

Read the full Areva report on Fairwinds Associates

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Japan Nuclear Reactors in Full Meltdown

Not trying be a scaremonger, but more and more experts are saying that the Fukushima catastrophe is now a full-blown meltdown:




When the Fukushima Meltdown Hits Groundwater

By Dr. Tom Burnett
March 27, 2011
Via Hawaii News Daily

"Fukushima is going to dwarf Chenobyl. The Japanese government has had a level 7 nuclear disaster going for almost a week but won’t admit it."

"At Fukushima, the reactor cores are still melting down. The ONLY way to stop that is to detonate a ~10 kiloton fission device inside each reactor containment vessel and hope to vaporize the cores. That’s probably a bad solution."

"A nuclear meltdown is a self-sustaining reaction. Nothing can stop it except stopping the reaction. And that would require a nuclear weapon. In fact, it would require one in each containment vessel to merely stop what is going on now. But it will be messy."

See also:

Japan Prediction: Nuclear Holocaust, Tokyo Evacuated

Prophecy of Japan Nuclear Holocaust

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Christina Aguilera on Taiwan TV

In addition to Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan,
Christina Aguilera has also made her own recent shark jump:

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STOP THE INTERNET KILL SWITCH!

Dear Friends,

Have you heard about the “internet kill switch”? It gives governments the technical or legal power to cut off their entire country’s internet access, and it’s no longer just a pipedream of dictators, but a very real threat to all of us who use the internet around the world.

Egypt used it last week, Austria’s already got it, the U.S. has a law drafted to establish it, while other governments across the globe are testing to see how easily they could plunge their country into an information blackout. And they can do it one of two ways: either by creating the legal authority that gives them the power to demand that the internet service providers (ISPs) operating in their country shut down, or by configuring a “switch” that controls their country’s entire internet infrastructure.

Just because we use the internet everyday, doesn’t mean we always will be able to do so. A global movement of internet users can help stop our governments (democratic and authoritarian alike) from acquiring an internet kill switch, but only if we act fast. Add your name to our global "Stop the Switch" petition, which we'll deliver to those countries considering the switch and globally to the United Nations, which is meeting soon to discuss freedom of speech online:

https://www.accessnow.org/Stop-the-Switch

From Australia to Zimbabwe, we see how vital access to the internet, both on computers and mobile phones, is for people to freely express themselves. An internet kill switch puts your ability to communicate with friends and family online in jeopardy by placing control over the internet firmly into the hands of your government, who may not necessarily have your interests and rights in mind when they flip the switch.

With the U.S. just a few votes away from giving President Obama and any of his successors ultimate control over the country’s internet access, imagine what is being considered in other countries across the world. We need a global internet uprising to protect our rights, and we are starting at the top with the United Nations. Please join our call before the internet kill switch becomes the global norm:

https://www.accessnow.org/Stop-the-Switch

As online communication becomes an increasingly important part of all aspects of our lives, governments have sought to censor, filter, surveil, and now, shut off access to these vital tools. Just imagine if your government decided to switch your internet -- and you -- off.

In Egypt, using powers granted to Mubarak under emergency law, the government was able to shut off the internet with a couple of phone calls to each of the internet service providers (ISPs) operating in Egypt. Egyptians employed innovative work-arounds to avoid the shutdown like using international dial-up, but do we really want to resort to that? Lets draw a line in the sand as governments around the world race to acquire an "internet kill switch."

Governments habitually put their own survival above the well being of their people. The only real deterrent to the internet kill switch is us -- a global movement for digital freedom; please join the international campaign to “Stop the Switch!”


https://www.accessnow.org/Stop-the-Switch

With hope,
The Access Team

P.S. If you missed our live web symposium last week on The Middle East, The Revolution, & The Internet, you can watch it at: https://www.accessnow.org/policy-activism/press-blog/The-Middle-East-The-Revolution-And-The-Internet

P.P.S. You can also read Access' open letter to Vodafone's CEO here: https://www.accessnow.org/policy-activism/press-blog/open-letter-from-access-to-the-ceo-of-vodafone

For more information on the internet kill switch see:

http://opennet.net/blog/2011/01/egypt%E2%80%99s-internet-blackout-extreme-example-just-time-blocking

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/02/05/INO91HHD7P.DTL

http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/global-net-crackdown-to-shatter-utopian-internet-experts-20110204-1ag3i.html?from=smh_sb

http://www.renesys.com/blog/2011/01/egypt-leaves-the-internet.shtml

http://news.cnet.com/8301-31921_3-20029282-281.html

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Coming Soon: Battlefield North Korea

Recently filmed in HD, here is a good slow-motion look at Kim Jong Il and his well-dressed military:



Remember: "North Korea is Best Korea"



FLASH NEWS UPDATE: The Dear Leader was very recently seen at a soccer match in Pyongyang.

FLASH NEWS UPDATE #2: President Obama was recently injured while playing in a basketball game.

Coincidence?

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Tea Party 3D News by NMA.TV

Next Media Animation now brings us another hilarious update on the recent Tea Party primary wins in the US:

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Pedobear Warning by CA Police

California Police Issue Real Warning About Satirical Internet Creation Pedobear



In case you’ve been living in an Internet-free cave, Pedobear is a character made popular by the 4chan image forums that is frequently displayed or referenced when someone is being a little too weird about children on the Internet and basically amounts to one big Internet in-joke, in no way supportive of pedophilia. Despite this, California’s San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department issued a “public safety information bulletin” describing the dangers of Pedobear.

The Californian sheriff’s office didn’t get the memo that the people who make mention of Pedobear are Internet nerds, not actual pedophiles (surely if real pedophiles identified themselves with such a symbol, it would be a godsend to law enforcement.) They released a pamphlet (unintentionally) humorously entitled “A Seemingly Innocent Menace: An Introduction to ‘PEDO BEAR.’” A news station even reported on the “menace” in the segment in the video above.

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Australian Election Taiwan News CGI Report

Taiwan's Next Media Animation just released this very funny and accurate CGI report on the upcoming election in Australia:



See more at NMA World Edition

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North Koreans in Japan - AlJazeera News

Here is a very interesting short news documentary by Al Jazeera English on the North Korean community currently living in Japan:

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Sarah Palin Taiwan News Update Animation

Well, once again, Taiwan's Next Media Animation has released another hilarious hit with their recent news update on Sarah Palin:

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Al Gore Sex Scandal Taiwan News Animation

Remember the Tiger Woods Scandal on Taiwan News, well Taiwan's Next Media Animation has done it again and has brought us another interesting and hilarious animated news story on the recent Al Gore Sex Scandal:

"A masseuse who accused Al Gore of being a "crazed sex poodle" and of groping her in a hotel room is preparing to come forward and sell her story -- for $1 million.

Sources tell Page Six the so-far unidentified Oregon woman is ready to publicly reveal herself and heap more embarrassment on the former vice president in return for a seven-figure media deal. And she intends to use the pants she wore on the night of the alleged incident -- supposedly stained with Gore's DNA and stored in a bank safety-deposit box -- as evidence against Gore, who recently split with wife Tipper."

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