How to Become A Pedobear

Do you have dreams about high school girl uniforms? Like me, do you have secret fantasies about Julie Watai? Did you actually break up with your Japanese girlfriend because she just turned 18?. Well, then Joyface Delicate has just the right outfit for you:





For those of you who are a bit more extravagant, check out the all-new Pedobear Lion:




Be sure to see many more funny costumes by Joyface Delicate and remember Pedobear Knows Everything.

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Pedobear Knows Everything

See also: Pedobear Warning by CA Police

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Pedobear Warning by CA Police

California Police Issue Real Warning About Satirical Internet Creation Pedobear



In case you’ve been living in an Internet-free cave, Pedobear is a character made popular by the 4chan image forums that is frequently displayed or referenced when someone is being a little too weird about children on the Internet and basically amounts to one big Internet in-joke, in no way supportive of pedophilia. Despite this, California’s San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department issued a “public safety information bulletin” describing the dangers of Pedobear.

The Californian sheriff’s office didn’t get the memo that the people who make mention of Pedobear are Internet nerds, not actual pedophiles (surely if real pedophiles identified themselves with such a symbol, it would be a godsend to law enforcement.) They released a pamphlet (unintentionally) humorously entitled “A Seemingly Innocent Menace: An Introduction to ‘PEDO BEAR.’” A news station even reported on the “menace” in the segment in the video above.

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